just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sext me about skeletons
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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