I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
