She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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