make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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