Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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