I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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