I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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