But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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