Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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