Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Can I color on your dick again?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
