found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
