If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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