They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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