sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
A+ Viking dick
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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