even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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