so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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