i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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