well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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