I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize