More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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