who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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