these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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