I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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