Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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