all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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