In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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