let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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