Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
A+ Viking dick
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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