We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
All I want is dick and wine.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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