Me. At least after what I've been through.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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