Do you still have your period?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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