I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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