Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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