i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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