yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just cropdusted the office
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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