therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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