I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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