There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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