last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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