no you cant smoke seaweed
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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