PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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