We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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