i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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