Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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