I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just google imaged poop.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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