And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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