Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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