He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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