Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
