he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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