Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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