at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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