Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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