He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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