Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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