You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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